Once when I was about six, and was pooping on the bathroom I asked my mother
"Is labour anything like pooping?"
actors who take themselves too seriously
actresses who call themselves ACTORS
people who actually believe Kristen Stewart can act
celebrities that hate the internet
celebrities that blaim their fame and fortune for their hedious behavior
Students that succeed in all classes
Me: for spending 5 minutes creating a useless post because I don’t have anything else better to do with my life
Everyone has stupid crushes on certain artists or celebrities…I do too…I get crushes on people like Tom Kitt and Nathan Alef…
Do people who justify their terrible actions with “it’s God’s will” or “it’s in the bible” have any idea that’s the same thing as saying “I don’t like you, and it’s nothing personal you know, the tooth fairy wrote a book, and in it, she said no one should accept people like you”
Do you people realize how absolutely ridiculous you are?
DO YOU REALLY?
Cold weather makes people taller. Seriously it must be it, how come the colder the country the taller are the people.
Ugh, the desperation to control other people’s lives is just disgusting. “Oh no, other people we don’t like sharing the same rights as us! How terrifying! Sound the alarms!”
"So…how long have you been here?"
"For a while"
"What are you listening to?"
"I like your jeans"
"Would you like to go lunch with me?"
"I can get you something if you’d like"
"I’m not really hungry but thanks" (actually thirsty and starving)
Gets back after 15 minutes eating a sandwich
"Here do you want some?"
"Still waiting huh?"
"You’re cute, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around here, where are you from?"
"Where are you going after you’re done here?"
"Taking care of more stuff"
"Oh…have you filled your papers yet?"
"Oh so can you help me with mine?"
"You’re really nice"
He needs to play piano, bake me chocolate cakes and love me
IS THAT SO HARD
like am I asking for the moon here? I don’t think so
You know when you start watching a show and then the day is over and you realize “fuck, I just watched the last episode what am I supposed to do now…oh wait it’s time to go bed”